Elevator Primates is
Ashton Vale, Jett Monroe, Zeke Maddox, Riley Knox

🎤 Ashton Vale – Lead Vocals / Rhythm Guitar
Frontman with Feelings. Loud mouth, louder chords. Writes heartbreak anthems like they’re breakup texts. Survives on coffee, sarcasm, and 2000s skate punk playlists. Definitely the most emotionally unstable member.
  • Quirk: Writes lyrics in the Notes app at 3AM and forgets what they mean by morning.
  • Style: Baggy jeans, vintage band tees, and chipped nail polish.
  • Favorite phrase: “It sounded better in my head.”
  • On-stage energy: Looks like he’s either about to cry or throw a mic stand—sometimes both.

🥁 Jett Monroe – Drums
The Human Metronome (With ADHD). Plays drums like he’s being chased by a swarm of bees. Grew up on Tony Hawk soundtracks and backyard mosh pits. Once broke a cymbal and blamed gravity. Never shows up to practice on time.
  • Quirk: Can’t sit still even off-stage. Constantly tapping on things, including fans’ heads.
  • Style: Cut-off tanks, backwards snapbacks, Vans that are 90% duct tape.
  • Favorite phrase: “We should add double-time here.”
  • On-stage energy: Drums like he’s trying to win a fight with the kit.

🎸 Zeke Maddox – Lead Guitar / Chaos Specialist
The Punk Rock Goblin Tuner? Never met her. Riffs like it’s the end of the world. Known for climbing stage gear mid-song and wearing sunglasses indoors. Probably the reason the band gets noise complaints.
  • Quirk: Invented a solo during soundcheck once and refuses to learn it again.
  • Style: Neon sunglasses, sleeveless hoodies, and a bandana tied to something.
  • Favorite phrase: “Y’all wanna hear something stupid?”
  • On-stage energy: Jumps off literally anything, even if it’s just a milk crate.

🎸 Riley Knox – Bass / Backing Vocals 
The Quiet Riff Philosopher. Low end, high energy. The quiet one until they get near a stage (or tequila). Keeps the band semi-organized with spreadsheets and sarcasm. Has strong “cool older sibling” energy.
  • Quirk: Knows everyone’s star sign and will judge you silently.
  • Style: Oversized flannel, Doc Martens, ironic mustache.
  • Favorite phrase: “Technically, I’m not even supposed to be here today.”
  • On-stage energy: Cool, collected, might suddenly backflip off an amp.